moriartyscrown-parisbound:

ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment. 
Oh, okay. 

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearwordfrom Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor) 

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”
…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

Coiled.
hmmm that sounds tight ;)

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”

Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment. 

Oh, okay. 

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.

Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword

from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor) 

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”

…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

Coiled.

hmmm that sounds tight ;)

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

new favorite.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

tyleroakley:
HE SWIMS AMONG US.
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i am too hipster for my own good.

i actively dislike boys who all the other girls like. i should probably ponder the repercussions of this…

ipraytocas:

castielismydivision:
a hand held mirror and a Argos book, well I’m screwed.
A rubik’s cube and a duvet.

a blanket, and once that’s off my bed, my mattress. i can work with this.

ipraytocas:

castielismydivision:

a hand held mirror and a Argos book, well I’m screwed.

A rubik’s cube and a duvet.

a blanket, and once that’s off my bed, my mattress. i can work with this.

(Source: agiledash)

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Baby bat gets the hiccups

(Source: baturday, via awesomephilia)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

brokenly:
“i wish pokemons were real” dkm
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
“I wish
I was a
Love Machine
(Oh yeah!)”

correct answer.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

brokenly:

“i wish pokemons were real” dkm

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

“I wish

I was a

Love Machine

(Oh yeah!)”

correct answer.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

speaking of cat woman… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i will not become the crazy cat lady. unless you’re refering to cat woman, then yes, i will become the crazy cat lady.

sorry for posting so many cat gifs. i’ll stop now.