i am too hipster for my own good.
i actively dislike boys who all the other girls like. i should probably ponder the repercussions of this…
“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.
“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.
“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.
“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.
LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword
from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”
…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.
Coiled.
hmmm that sounds tight ;)
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
new favorite.
HE SWIMS AMONG US.
(Source: captainbovverboots, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i actively dislike boys who all the other girls like. i should probably ponder the repercussions of this…
a hand held mirror and a Argos book, well I’m screwed.A rubik’s cube and a duvet.
a blanket, and once that’s off my bed, my mattress. i can work with this.
(Source: agiledash)
Baby bat gets the hiccups
(Source: baturday, via awesomephilia)
“i wish pokemons were real” dkm
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“I wish
I was a
Love Machine
(Oh yeah!)”
correct answer.
speaking of cat woman… ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
sorry for posting so many cat gifs. i’ll stop now.